Sunday, April 30, 2006

What it's called...

Little five-year-old Tony, was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He he came into the house, after playing outside with some neighborhood kids, and asked, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" His grandmother was somewhat surprised, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony just said, "Oh! OK." And went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma it is NOT called sexual intercourse! It's called BUNK BEDS! And Jimmy's mom says she wants to talk to you."

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