A young man stood in front of the mirror admiring his well built and tanned body, but he realized that his penis was the only part of his body not tanned. Determined to get his penis tanned, he made his way to the beach early one morning. Once there, he proceeded to bury himself completely, except for his penis - this he left poking out of the sand.
A while later, strolling down the beach were two little old ladies. They came across the penis poking out of the sand. One little old lady, using her cane, knocked the penis form side to side saying, "There is no justice in the world today."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady said, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."
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