Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Talkin abouta...

A bus stopped and two Italian men get on. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them saying the following...

"Emma come first. Den I come, Den two asses they come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses they come together again. I come again and then pee twice. Then I come again one lasta time.."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady. "In this country, we do not speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sex? I'm just tellin my friend how to spell Mississippi."

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