Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, were talking.
Dorothy said, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna replied, "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. He was dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brought me such beautiful flowers. Then he took me downstairs, and there was a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure. Then when we came back to my apartment, he turned into an animal. Completely crazy. He tore off my expensive new dress and had his way with me -- two times!"
Dorothy responded, "Goodness gracious.... so are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna said, "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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